Gunny Hartman: “Do you any of you dumbasses know who Gerald Lancaster was?”
Thursday, March 25th, 2010 - 4:57 pm - Etc.
Prv. Joker: SIR! HE WAS THE GUY WHO SINGLEHANDEDLY HELD OFF A TEAR-GAS WIELDING SWAT TEAM IN HIS SLEEP SIR!
Gunny Hartman: That is correct! And do you know where this individual developed his resistance to tear gas?
Prv. Joker: SIR! IN THE MARINES SIR!
Gunny Hartman: IN THE MARINES! OUTSTANDING! This man showed what one motivated Marine and a pair of titanium balls can do! And before you leave my island, you will be all be able to do the same thing!
